Apple TV remote fell into the abyss that is between the arm and cushion of my new chair, so I’m forced to watch Hulu through my DVD player, which is such a bad interface that the shows keep freezing and then starting 10 seconds earlier. Watching the same scenes over and over progressing a few seconds at a time.
My top must-go Mariners giveaway nights - 2014
Girls Night Out - Feather Boas - May 9 - "It’s ladies night. Get a ticket, your first drink and a Mariners feather boa for one low price!" #GirlsNightOut
- YES! A Baseball Boa - what I always needed!!!
Mariners Fedora Night - May 30 - "The first 20,000 fans can head into the summer in style with a one-of-a-kind Mariners fedora hat." #MarinersFedora
- HOW AMAZING WILL THIS LOOK WITH MY BOA!?
Macklemore Bobblehead Night - June 12 - "The Mariners are proud to celebrate Seattle’s-own Grammy Award winning artist, Macklemore. The first 20,000 fans will take home a special bobblehead commemorating Macklemore & Ryan Lewis’ performance at Safeco Field on April 8, 2011." #MyOhMacklemore
- That hashtag says it all.
Mariners Socks Night - June 24 - "The first 20,000 fans take home a sporty pair of Mariners socks." #MarinersSocks
- We’re playing the Red Sox so we’re giving away socks. Get it? GET IT!?
Stitch ‘n Pitch Night - July 24 - "Break out your knitting needles and join fellow fiber arts enthusiasts at Safeco Field"
- I don’t even knit, I just need to see this. Also, where’s my punny hashtag?
Lou Piniella Mariners Hall of Fame Night - Bobblehead - August 9 - "Lou Piniella will become the eighth member of the Mariners Hall of Fame during a special pre-game ceremony starting at 5:30. Don’t miss this memorable event featuring "Sweet Lou," legends, memories and more. Plus, the first 20,000 fans will take home a commemorative Lou Piniella Mariners Hall of Fame bobblehead." #ThanksLou
- OK, this one is legitimate.
Felix Hernandez Bobblehead Night - August 30 - "First 20,000 fans"
- NOPE. Been there done that, got my Larry Bernandez bobble head and that’s all I need. And where’s my clever description paragraph and on-point hashtag.
And no, I didn’t include any of those under 14 giveaways. Whatever. Not eligible. Don’t care.